Mulletized!

I just realized there’s a big chance that any randoms landing on this blog may in fact be searching for something of the neckcape variety - Mullets baby!

And even though this isnt a blog about mullet harstyles per say, i feel the need to make everyone feel at home. So, kick back and revel in the follicular beauty of  6 kick ass celebrity mullets.
In the universe…EVER!

Cracking the nod at number 6, and setting this post ablaze out of the starting blocks, is the dashing Richard Dean Anderson of MacGyver fame. MacGyver was a huge hit, and I think his mullet had a big influence. When Richie went for the crop, he moved onto that Stargate crap. I reckon if he’d kept the mullet, Stargate would have magically become brilliant and now be regarded as a “best series” in its time.  I just had a revelation: Samson must have had a mullet. Definitely!

No 5. Bouncing manhair universe on a tennis court, and the only sports star on this list, Andre Agassi. Agassi was a legend when he was anti-conformist and colourful and shit. Undoubtedly he’s one of the most naturally talented players that i have witnessed. He was awesome to watch too - flamboyant and unpredictable. Then i don’t know what happened. He shaved the receding mullet (he should have embraced the eventual skullet), and became Moby. What a shame.

No 4. Oh Michael Bolton. Oh Michael Bolton. You are a sexy beast to all woman and men over 50 and 150kg.

No 4. Billy Ray Cyrus: Your music has undoubtedly been played as background to many an incestuous union in the deep South. Congratulations.

No 2. Our very own local mullet, Vernon Koekemoer. Damn he’s sexy. Some guys just have it all.

No 1. JESUS! I bet you didn’t know that Jesus had a mullet. He did. And he rightly takes no 1 spot.